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hi folks i'm senny i like to write about all sorts of cool stuff on the illogic pedia internet website
this is my talk page just take it easy and have a great time ok

Ark Hive No. 1

I'm a one hit spammer now lol[edit]

Can you create the content in the source code please? 104.225.183.70 15:30, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC) @104.225.183.70 - What do you mean by creating it in the source code? Senny is a Hippie 15:32, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC)

I tried to make the entire illoginews article above but it was caught by a filter. 104.225.183.70 15:33, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC)
Oh, right. Do you want me to make it for you? Senny is a Hippie 15:34, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC)
yes it should link to IllogiNews:Epic Games Headquarters Vanishes, 12 Killed by "Beef Boss" 104.225.183.70 15:37, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC)
Gotcha, done. Senny is a Hippie 15:39, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC)

Thank you! 104.225.183.70 15:40, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC)

You're welcome. :) Say, why did the filter catch it? Just curious. Senny is a Hippie 15:44, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC)
Check RC. I have no goddang idea. The one hit spammerz filter didn't like it for some reason. 104.225.183.70 15:48, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC)
Huh. That's funky. I'll look at the filters/logs. EDIT: I found it on the abuse log. It doesn't make any sense...Senny is a Hippie 15:54, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC)
I just remembered my password, so no more trouble with filters! BSOD (talk) 13:54, 28 Octodest 2020 (UTC)
Nice! Senny is a Hippie 14:27, 28 Octodest 2020 (UTC)

Spyware & Stuff[edit]

So have you heard of the IXL Learning program before? Do you use your personal computer for school, and have they forced you to download spyware? BSOD (talk) 13:29, 9 Ditzimber 2020 (UTC)

Well, I've heard of IXL, and yes I use my school macbook (it's the only computer i have, after all), but they haven't forced me to download anything. Unless it's Google Remote Desktop, I delete that immediately. Is something wrong? Senny is a Hippie 16:35, 9 Ditzimber 2020 (UTC)
Well I learned forcing spyware onto personal property is a crime some schools are committing... BSOD (talk) 16:48, 9 Ditzimber 2020 (UTC)
Interesting. And I did a lil bit of searching and I found this gem, but I don't think it's related to this. I don't think Sophos is spyware, though. But Remote Desktop... just makes me all antsy. It may or may not be spyware. Senny is a Hippie 16:57, 9 Ditzimber 2020 (UTC)

Weeki Wachee[edit]

Lucky. I am taking classes at a local college right now and they are not even having a spring break this spring. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 05:55, 19 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)

That's rough, dude. I'll go kayaking with manatees for you though! :) (also, what classes are you taking?) Senny is a Hippie 13:23, 19 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
Underwater Basket Weaving, Beginner's Spanish, and Advanced Topics in Quantum Mechanics CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 19:01, 19 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
Underwater basket weaving, that sounds really fun! (Oh, never mind, the teacher was talking about cooking chicken and sanitizing it. I'm in Food & Nutrition rn) And how do you even do quantum mechanics? that sound super-complicated. Senny is a Hippie 19:26, 19 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
You need to be really smart to do quantum mechanics. I can do it because I are smart. (P.S. better study up on sanitizing chicken) CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 00:01, 20 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
So I looked up "What is the quantum theory in simple terms" and I can't even pretend to understand it. If I'm right, it has to do with physics, and other quantities are bound to discrete something. At least Beginner's Spanish sounds easy. And I'll definitely learn to sanitize chicken. That stuff's crazy. Senny is a Hippie 15:27, 20 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
I was just kidding, I really am in a serious program. I used to know how to assign quantum numbers to electrons, and I can understand what science popularizers say when they talk about quantum physics, but the math is far too advanced for me to do real quantum physics. Joe might like One Direction, if it reminds him of when he was VP (that was when they were popular, right?). CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 17:45, 20 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
Sounds super-advanced. And I bet you 1D reminds him of when he was VP. Senny is a Hippie 20:49, 20 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)

Throw me a pony[edit]

And scratch my back.
This is the lumpiest crony.
And all his rhymes are wack.
But don't count your toes, as your toes are an illusion.
Sorry for my biscuits.
Sorry for confusion.
Flakes! Flakes! For fish or for phlegm.
But don't you fear. This is nothing to condemn.
Because phlegm is holy. And phlegm is my life.
I'll snort it. I'll court it. I'll make that phlegm my wife.


- George Hamburg

Thank you, Fonch. I'm honored. :) Senny is a Hippie 17:34, 12 Arche 2021 (UTC)

Trypophobia[edit]

Wanna hear my favorite Wikipedia vandalism? I don't remember the details, but someone edited an article to say something stupid. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 20:08, 12 Arche 2021 (UTC)

Do you remember what article it was? Senny is a Hippie 20:27, 12 Arche 2021 (UTC)
Tuesday, or maybe Coma CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 20:36, 12 Arche 2021 (UTC)
Alas, I've been "prank'd kid"! I kinda want to go and look for vandal edits on those pages now that you mention them... Senny is a Hippie 20:49, 12 Arche 2021 (UTC)
That sounds time-consuming. I actually saved the links to those edits. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 22:30, 12 Arche 2021 (UTC)
Yeah, I tried looking through it a little bit, but it took awhile, so I was like, "Eh, maybe not". Senny is a Hippie 23:16, 12 Arche 2021 (UTC)
Here are the links. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 17:09, 13 Arche 2021 (UTC)
man they really do be wildin out on tuesdays Senny is a Hippie 18:12, 13 Arche 2021 (UTC)
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:17, 13 Arche 2021 (UTC)

(me trying not to start raging)[edit]

Cg098, can you please unblock 104.225.168.68? (The block keeps getting in the way of my editing, and it’s honestly annoying tf out of me) Senny is a Hippie 17:22, 25 Arche 2021 (UTC)

Ok. Sorry I didn't see that earlier. I just unblocked the IP, and it's been two years, so I'm thinking the vandal will probably have stopped, but if not, I guess I'll block the IP but allow logged-in users to edit.
By the way, was your car accident really bad? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 02:00, 30 Arche 2021 (UTC)
Thankfully no, no-one was hurt. The only damage was two minor dents on our car, my mum can get those fixed. Thank you for unblocking the IP! :) Senny is a Hippie 11:20, 30 Arche 2021 (UTC)
Well that's good/not as bad as it could be CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 17:52, 31 Arche 2021 (UTC)
Yup. (also, what do you think of the God's Revenge article?) Senny is a Hippie 18:03, 31 Arche 2021 (UTC)
It's funny, but I almost thought it was real CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:19, 31 Arche 2021 (UTC)
I think we're all lucky it's not real. Senny is a Hippie 18:32, 31 Arche 2021 (UTC)

hey guys guess who fucked up massively[edit]

that's right, me. (and excuse my french) i guess i should explain the whole thing, so here goes. (inhales) okay, so i decided to send in a volunteer application for Burning Man. i applied for three teams: regionals, nonprofit/global projects, and census. what i didn't realize is that census volunteers are at the entrance of BMan. In Nevada. Already there's a problem, because i live in south carolina, which is just about across the country. also, to actually be on the playa, you have to buy a ticket. tickets aren't given out for free. in fact, reserving a single ticket costs $2500, and obv i don't have that. i'm working 2 jobs this summer, but i don't know if i'll have enough money for a ticket by august. also, my mom won't let me USE the money in my acct, so there's another problem. i mean, there's always the cross country trip we're taking this summer, but that may not be around the time of burn week, which is late august to maybe labor day. (edit: also, BMan is held in the Black Rock Desert, so there's the whole "driving thru miles of desert" thing) (and oh yeah, i forgot to mention the age predicament, because i'm only 17, and you have to be 18 to go by yourself.)

so basically, my question is, "what do i do now?" because i certainly don't know. and i don't want to tell mom because she'll have a cow. so, um, help? Senny is a Hippie 16:53, 14 Arply 2021 (UTC)

update: so there's some good news! some census volunteers, i quote, "participate off-playa by writing blog posts or assisting with data analysis and data visualization". so i don't even have to end up in Nevada for a week! then again, should i still tell my mom? Senny is a Hippie 17:02, 14 Arply 2021 (UTC)

Hello, Senny. I'd strongly recommend that you reverse course and not go at all, the main reason being that you're underage. Even if you successfully managed to acquire the tickets and make your way to Nevada, you'd still be too young to be a part of the staff. Not only that, but the fact that your parents have no knowledge of this would make it even worse. If for some reason, you are now obligated to go to the event due to their acceptance of your application, you should write them back saying that you no longer wish to go. I know it's probably disheartening to hear that you can't go, but trust me, as someone who tried to do stuff like this while underage, it's not worth the trouble. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 18:52, 2 Aym 2021 (UTC)

I would also like to add that if you happen to get the virtual census volunteer (which is what should ideally happen), try to do it clandestinely. If your mother doesn't know what Burning Man is and decides to look it up, she might see it as a debaucherous, drug-ridden event for desert hippies (which it is not, but that's how outsiders see it) and would thus disallow you from associating with it. If you feel that you are unable to do the volunteer work away from sight, then you ought to be upfront with your mother and tell her what it is that you're volunteering for. However, it is ultimately your decision as to whether or not you should inform your mother about this volunteer opportunity. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 19:04, 2 Aym 2021 (UTC)
Clandestinely sounds problematic, because depending on the work and/or when it has to be done, it may be difficult to conceal it, and if she eventually has to disclose it to her parents, then they'll think she was participating in a debaucherous, drug-ridden event for desert hippies without their knowledge. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 19:42, 2 Aym 2021 (UTC)
So soon after after I typed up this section, I sent an email to the question-answering/help people asking what to do. She said there's 5 regionals near me. (nearest is Charlotte) (and there's also gonna be a BMan on VR, but i obv don't have VR) And I could always pull up a BMan FAQ for her, if she asks about it. But census isn't too terribly bad - I'm merely counting the number of debaucherous, drug-ridden hippies. :)
@2+2 - I guess I should reply and ask if it's possible to get the virtual census volunteer work, because if it turns out I am stuck doing census, I'm best doing it virtually. and come to think of it, i didn't see anything about age limits for virtual volunteer work. But yeah, it is sucky that I can't go. I'd love to go there one day. Senny is a Hippie 13:22, 3 Aym 2021 (UTC)
On a side note, are you still unable to join our Discord server? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 19:42, 4 Aym 2021 (UTC)
(no, not on my computer, but that's obvious) i'll try to get on the server on my tablet. i'll let you know when i get on. Senny is a Hippie 20:23, 4 Aym 2021 (UTC)

for all y'all lgbtq+/allies[edit]

so y'all know i'm pansexual, right? So my mom found out this morning (i hadn't come out to her before then) and ... it really did not go over well with her. she basically was in denial about it. plus she was really heterosexist about it, which really hurt me. i remember afterwards i was in my room, and i cried about it a little bit, like "Why can't you just accept me?". i felt really crushed and rejected. like, i'm pan, this makes me part of who i am, and she basically said that's BS, you're straight. just... it really hurt my feelings.
if y'all could support me in any way, it would mean so much to me. Senny is a Hippie 17:43, 30 Aym 2021 (UTC)

crepes[edit]

"Great. Crepes," I sarcastically told my aunt for the eighteenth time since pitching a tent on her patio and calling it home. You see, that patio always felt like a home to me. But you know what didn't feel like home? Crepes. What is a crepe if not a limp pancake?

And it came as no surprise when she evicted me, having denied her crepe offerings far too many times. Her ego could only take so much abuse from my breakfast rejections. Regretfully, I packed up my tent, leaving the crepes for the birds.

--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 00:44, 28 Yoon 2021 (UTC)

Did you seriously just do that?[edit]

"he'll stir up some really bad weather near your house"????? Why, that's really close to where I live! CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 21:55, 1 Octodest 2021 (UTC)