♘♕ঔৣ☬✞𝓑𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓪✞☬ঔৣ♕♘ is a 𝓗𝓲𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓮
|I bungeed off a fart!|
—Arin Hanson, "I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU - Ten Minute Power Hour"
|My wish is that you may be loved to the point of madness.|
|He started life as a handbag! Was told he'd never walk again!|
—the turkey dude from animalympics
potty racer is and always will be the best flash game dont ever @ me
<--- i agree with this video (fun factor increased when played at 0.25x at the beginning; alternatively you can play the whole thing at 2x speed)
- life update part 8377 lmao: hola niños y niñas!!!! i've returned from hell temporarily for a ... thing of sorts? mini announcement. something. yeah. anyways - I'm planning on coming back (somewhat) to Illogicopedia!! while i'm still not ready or able to be fully active here as i was a few years ago, i definitely got things festering in my head that i wanna put into articles, and making new articles. the edit summary'll be the gist of it, yaknow? i suppose that's all for now. um. idk what else. but yar. soon!
Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 19:12, 7 Arche 2023 (UTC)
- Who says you have to "follow the rules" to be successful? Who says you can't have a job doing whatever the hell you want?
Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 21:10, 20 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
- My dad, that's who. *rolls eyes*
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I used to be 80GallonsOfGas, but I've decided to use Senny as my main account. YFNLF is my pet sock, so be nice please. Also, I've been here since 18 Ditzimber 2018. Wow, time flies. You can call me senny, sylvester gold, flaming hippie, whatever you want; i use any pronouns. I like listening to music, watching sports, drawing, writing (songs too), singing and thrifting. I collect records and tapes too, check 'em out here. anyways, i'm queer as shit, too. nonbinary transmasculine, vincian, demiromantic, demisexual, and ambiamorous.
I have a WP account, wikipedia:SouthernKangaroo, but I've left WP long ago. I'm also on Wackypedia, both miraheze and risteq.
...and i may or may not have escaped from the base of mental unhealth. Wait, what? I didn't say anything, what are you talking about?
(stolen from my user infobox on my WP userpage haha)
|birthdate= Midnight Memories (the album) was released on my tenth birthday. do the math.
|birthplace= a coastal city somewhere in the carolinas. ... yes, i'm southern. and what about it?
|alignment= Chaotic good
|religion= [Flying Spaghetti Monster|Pastafarian]
|music= literally anything and everything, with like a few exceptions ofc
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