User talk:The Bard/My original start to praising you, immortalized in doggie poops

here Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 21:51, 8 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Wicked! I was wondering if I'd be worthy of a vanity page someday. This is a tasty little bio indeed! Many thanks. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia 19:00, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)