User talk:The magic man

Hi there! Welcome to Illogicopedia. I have a feeling someone's gonna be along here with one of those unhelpful templates that tell you what happens and stuff and the like, so I'll spare you the lecture. Also, are you really magic? 'Cos I could really do with a lot of carefully forged banknotes, or at least a cure for this hangover. 09:27, 4 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

He's my friend IRL and yes. He can do magic (no joke). He's gonna start doing shows this summer. --T3

Indeed. Nice to see a new user we haven't had one for several days. Hello and welcome, I am sure you will fit in seeming there are magical ducks floating all around, and penguins.... and walruses. So check out thisIt is really helpful for new users. Good luck.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 11:08, 4 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Also, I think I once saw a magic polar bear, but I think it was just a London bus. Oh, and hi, Magic Man! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:59, 4 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Welcome...

Welcome. Am I gonna post the template? Am I? Naw...

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HA! I did it anyway...

Eh. Welcome.

T3 20:59, 4 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)