User talk:Xappa

Yeah. '--User:Xappa/sig1 (talk) 05:33, 26 Novelniver 2012 (UTC) Gg--Xappa, a noob and true idiot.\Communication 05:35, 26 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

If you submit to my will and support my secret plan to dominate ?pedia, Operation Megalomania, I promise your death will be swift and painless... my controller has just informed me that I am not allowed to kill anyone. Suffice it to say, if you can recite the lyrics to "Jazz From Hell", I will be suitably impressed. Give me what I want, and I'll go away. Cheers. 16:51, 29 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

Your statement confuses, frightens, and awes me. This secret plan sounds intriguing, but I'm afraid I can't help you regarding lyrics to Jazz from Hell, because there are none. That is, if you are in fact talking about the Frank Zappa album. Oh, well. I'm still confused, but await your response with great anticipation. --Xappa, a noob and true idiot.\Communication 21:02, 29 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

There, there, don't be frightened. I am just a sacrilegious despot planning world perturbation. Good handling of the Zappa challenge, by the way. Weasels ripped my flesh! 03:52, 11 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

My Very Own Personal Conversation with Colonel Sanders

Who are you? Who am I? Why am I here? --Colonel Sanders (talk) 14:35, 15 Yoon 2013 (UTC)

Colonel, sir...I've been wondering the same things. --Xappa, a noob and true idiot.\Communication 15:25, 15 Yoon 2013 (UTC)

That's what happens when you've been away for lord knows how long. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 16:23, 24 Yoon 2013 (UTC)

Have you seen Enormous Fanged Hams?

Anime enormous fanged hams have invaded our sacred space and time!Egads! 01:49, 20 Arply 2014 (UTC)

I'm terribly afraid he is unaware of the fanged ham invasion, as he cannot log into his account. If he could only log in, he might have been saved, but now it may be too late... ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 03:54, 20 Arply 2014 (UTC)