User talk:Colonel Sanders

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Welcome to Colonel Sanders' Talk Page.


  • Keep it civil.
  • Try to keep comments directed at an article directly at that talk page
  • If you need to contact me for any reason, you can do it here. I watch my page for messages nearly daily and I will respond to you here.
  • Trolling will not be tolerated, and it will be removed without warning.
  • Also, keep the fat gorillas off my talk page, will ya?


Ti di mi di mi di mi di loeh c'hi ai nn'i pref'ien nin di oe'chi i ch'a is ?[edit source]

Anyway, I love Conservapedia. So does my pet cat. Check it out! Chi'a is oe 'a i che? XY007talkcontributions 01:48, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I loves me the Conservapedia. It's the only source of news that's trusworthy. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 18:40, 5 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Yes, true, you can trus it. XY007talkcontributions 22:55, 5 Aym 2015 (UTC)
My cat's vandalism career is going a long way, it's because of him that account creation on Conservapedia has been disabled, also on RationalWiki he created off-topic articles about highways etc. and was called, 'the most boring troll we've ever had'. (verbatim). XY007talkcontributions 23:04, 5 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I awarded my pet cat this.

Huh? --Colonel Sanders (talk) 16:35, 20 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

If this topic translates to "58 matadors fell off a balcony", then you win. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 17:06, 20 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Would you mind putting chicken in the lemonade?[edit source]

I have a frying burning question: Should I use peanut oil when frying chicken or sunflower oil? What would be deemed worthy of winning an Awesome of the Month award? Radiohead.gif 2+2=5 Radiohead bear animated avatar.gif (Tay | Say) Radiohead.gif 03:41, 15 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

If I remember correctly, Willard M. Romney. Pardon the late reply; I've been swirling through the land of bureaucracy.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:27, 11 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

IllogiBusiness[edit source]

Check it out! (spam) The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 01:39, 11 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I'm trying to stay, but the "real world" keeps on trying to get me back in its utter torture. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 23:03, 25 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Hi Bernie![edit source]

Ooh, that was one brutal campaign. How is you??? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 21:43, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)