Weasel

Sometimes, a weasel is just a weasel. - Sigmund Freud

Weasels are people invented by the Dr. Green Fields Messerdaby in July 1893. They are disguised as ferrets but if you disagree with them, they can rip your flesh.

Why Weasels?

'Weasel' is believed to originate from the seven oranges that Dr. Messerdaby was eating as he went into the Weasel Making Machine to become a CD for all eternity.

Where Weasels?

Weasels are found wherever they can generate enough energy to be meerkats of the Kalahari as they migrate over the ground refrigerators that all have soy milk in them.

What Weasels?

Green turtles and PowerPoint, weasels come in many different forms. Wow?

Who Weasels?

The famous singer Mr. Cree is a weasel, born on 17 January, 291 BC. Even after the hammer was dropped he was still bored. BORING!

Which Weasels?

Any. It doesn't really matter.

Suspectationaries

It is believed that some users on this wiki may actually be weasels. Some people think this user is too. But nobody cares.

See Also

• Weasels ripped my flesh
• Weasel Stomping Day