Why not to sleep in a bamboo forest?
Now, in our lives, we've all gone through a fair share of questions in our head. Does this make my butt look big? Yes, every female has thought it some time in their life. And for guys, er, some other question every guy has asked. I can't be bothered to figure one out. But there is some question that every guy thinks, I knows it!
Anyway, It's about time to consider the bigger, more important questions in life. No, not what the meaning of life is, something vastly more important (Right now anyways, it could determine how well you sleep tonight). Now I'm not going to ask you to go to my premium mattress store with low prices right down the street. Why in the blazes would I do something like that? Nor am I going to ask you about any private information, like your bank account numbers, or anything... maybe. The more important question is Who? Why not go ahead and sleep in a bamboo forest tonight?
It's a question that should be nagging you right now. Bamboo forests, are, as they say, quite peaceful to sleep in, as long a a chute of bamboo doesn't stab you as it grows through you in the night. I mean, I don't know how you could stop yourself from running towards a bamboo forest right now!
Why the hell would I do that[edit | edit source]
Ah, the better question here is why wouldn't you do that! I mean seriously, let's just look at some of the benefits of 1) running to a bamboo forest and 2) sleeping in it.
The obverse[edit | edit source]
You could, of course, just as well ask, why sleep in a bamboo forest? Those of us with poor critical thinking skills might consider this two separate questions. Then who's sleeping where?
And tonight? Well, seriously, I was thinking about cultivating a bamboo thicket in my back yard next summer.
In my mind, I sleep in a bamboo forest, dreaming of Mary Poppins delivering grocery store olives in 5 gallon jars.
Just do it[edit | edit source]
Go ahead, just run (or stomp, or in my case, shuffle on over) to the nearest bamboo forest. And sleep in it.
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