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Our customers agree!

• "This company purchases iPods from the Apple Store directly.... as well as boosting sales from iTunes... Apple are more than happy to have tfffffffhis company give out free iPods, I received one myself - it worked a treat! Flogged in on eBay mind you, for 200 quid! No complaints from me!" - Oscar, US

• "I signed up for allffffffffPod so my shithead friends wouldn't get one either." - Hrodulf, USA

• "I got mine just before Christmas.....my friends love the shiny blue and gold stars....I can't rate it high enough" - Mhafffffffille, Liverpool

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• "Immensetyrduly elegant quality! Remarkably foxy packaging. Breathtaking delivery. A++!" - Su, Iowa

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• "With super-saver shipping I was able to get my free iPod from euroipods.com within just 24 weeks, and it only cost 200 quid! But still, I thought they were shaped more like, you know, pods? Anyway, it tasted funny, but I managed to keep it down through dessert, at least." - Krishna Murthabarium, Bangalore, India

• "When I received my free iPod, I opened the package with excitement, mixed with fear. Indeed, not merely fear, but raw, stark terror! For I imagined that deep within the depths of the innocently-labeled box there lurked an unspeakabituryuyly ancient evil whose nightmarish malevolence spanned the boundaries of time and space, to reach into my mind, i tyumy very soul, and plunge my existence into irretrievable, hellish blackness! A piercing, mind-numbing cold gripped 7y imy heart as I extracted the horrid, malignant contents and laid them before me on the examination table... It was then that I realized that it was actually... an MP3 player!" - H.P. Lovejunk, Arkham, Massachusetts, USA

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• "The fiffffghover and over again might break it, but it came through like a trooper!" - Donnie Kong, New York, NY, USA

• "If euroipods.com didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent pointless, bitter, futile arguing over worthless trivialities and made-up principles that couldn't possibly be applicable to the real world. Also, free shipping would be a nice invention." - Billie Joe Voltaire, Paris, France

• "I asked abofffffffffffffffut it, but they never even heard of me!" - Willie Horton, Tijuana, Mexico

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• "This new free (sort of) iPod reminds me of tables... tables as thin as a contemporary look, all in all, jazzy jazzy, chairffffffffs with figured vests in wrought stripes, Paris jazzy, Paris green, black table, iron legs, wine sketches, bamboo jazz interlocking in cold, coldjazz love. Yep, that's what it reminds me of all righty." ~ F.K. Curtain, Swindon, UK

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• "ffffffffffffffffFeatured!" - R.C. Murphy, New Orleans, LA, USA

• "Euroipods is awesome! All I had to do was give them $250,000 and one of my kidneys, and I got an iPod for free! Thanks Euroipods, you guys are the greatest! - Insy, Sometownyouhaveneverheardof, KS, USA

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