# First

Using **Cartesian** coordinates in a multi-dimensional representation dark matter, one may say that something must be first. To be first means, at least for a time, to be the only. It also means being closest in proximity to the origin. This is where Charles Darwin stuck his big, biological nose into it, writing, *"The Origins Of Man"*. On page 188 he writes, *"If this Franank Zappa fellow wants to assert that the universe is some sort of sofa which was created out of fudgy dark matter, that's his business. I'm just saying that* you're *a towel."*.

This is the first. It's good be first. If you're first you win.

This article wins!

But the game's not over.

Read on.

## Mathmatical Properties[edit]

Waddle on.

## Practical Uses[edit]

- Towel.
- Good Towel.
- Long Towel.
- Handy Towel.
- Clean Towel.
- Soft Towel.
- Cool Towel.

## UNCYC[edit]

no.

## Next[edit]

## See Also[edit]

Numbers of Sanity: |

-4 | Zero/0 | 0.0001 | 0.167 | Zero Point Nine Reccuring/0.9999999999999 | One/1/First | Two/2/Second/No two | Three/Third | π/3.1415926535897932... | Four/Fourth | Five/5/Fifth | Six | Seven | Eight/8 | 8.386023 | Nine/9 | Ten | Eleven | 16...16 | 42 | 43 | 45 | 57 | 61 | 64 | 71.8 | 88 | 91 | A hundred/100 | 116 | 118 | 300 | 333 | 400 | 419 | 420 | 555 | 617 | 666 | 909 | 1111 | 1337 | 1973 | 1984 | 1987 | 1992 | 2000 | 2004 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2012 | 2014 | Over nine thousand/9001 | 10000 | 328742 | 104270865 | 111,766,361 | 13809827354 | 73020590879353 | 333333333333333 | +9 trillion | +6 octillion | Googol | +43 duodecillion | Bunch of 1s | +999 Vigintillion | Babblion | Bajillion | Kajillion | Googolplex | Googolplexian | Infinity |

Numbers of Insanity: |

Infinity-1 | Bleen | Numbers of the Alphabet | Null | 4 8 15 16 23 42 | 99 Red Balloons | Flargleflex | Igh | The number q | Zilch/Zrilch/Zkilcch | Googleplex | ω | υ | BANANA | 18 19 20 |