Second

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Vampires are not real. Werehyenas are, however. Nefarious custards come in pairs, as do feet, sex and sleep [1] So, careful if you decide to go outside today.

It begins in the so-called reptile brain, where thoughts of shooting Hulk Hogan live on Fox Television, make you feel all warm and tingly inside. Deep, deep in the sub-basement of the cesspools of your thoughts. There are little devils down here, with pitchforks and platitudes [2].

This is second.

Practical Use[edit]

Userboxes or Wikilinks. sometimes a salt for lemons.

I am sleepy[edit]

Pillow llama cheese truck indium dancing hagger,,,,

Okay[edit]

brb washing my face

Good[edit]

Soo... what was it?

Mathmatical Property[edit]

Second is the second official recording by the metal band Baroness.[3] It was recorded in one session, with the exception of the vocals. The art work was done by Baroness singer John Baizley.[4]

wait... is it?

Hiccup[edit]

oh crap, I need some sleep.

Next[edit]

See Also[edit]

Numbers of Sanity:
-4 | Zero/0 | 0.0001 | 0.167 | Zero Point Nine Reccuring/0.9999999999999 | One/1/First | Two/2/Second/No two | Three/Third | π/3.1415926535897932... | Four/Fourth | Five/5/Fifth | Six | Seven | Eight/8 | 8.386023 | Nine/9 | Ten | Eleven | 16...16 | 42 | 43 | 45 | 57 | 61 | 64 | 71.8 | 88 | 91 | A hundred/100 | 116 | 118 | 300 | 333 | 400 | 419 | 420 | 555 | 617 | 666 | 909 | 1111 | 1337 | 1973 | 1984 | 1987 | 1992 | 2000 | 2004 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2012 | 2014 | Over nine thousand/9001 | 10000 | 328742 | 104270865 | 111,766,361 | 13809827354 | 73020590879353 | 333333333333333 | +9 trillion | +6 octillion | Googol | +43 duodecillion | Bunch of 1s | +999 Vigintillion | Babblion | Bajillion | Kajillion | Googolplex | Googolplexian | Infinity

Natural numbers

Numbers of Insanity:
Infinity-1 | Bleen | Numbers of the Alphabet | Null | 4 8 15 16 23 42 | 99 Red Balloons | Flargleflex | Igh | The number q | Zilch/Zrilch/Zkilcch | Googleplex | ω | υ | BANANA | 18 19 20

References[edit]

  1. Sleep is two things, and it's all very complicated, and I'm sure you're not smart enough to understand it, so... bugger off.
  2. The second Peter Bogdonovich film, a meditation on Klingon table manners.
  3. Relapse Records
  4. John Baizley's Myspace page