Third
This is third.
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What Nobody Knows About Third[edit]
They still make phone books. Those huge wastes of trees, with typeset targeting wellsighted mice. We get some of our ideas from Adult Swim programing in the United States.

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Mathmatical properties.[edit]
third is 3rd.
divide by rd.
thi = 3.
thigh = 3gh.
3 = e. (1337!)
thi = e.
thigg = egg.
divide by g.
thig = eg.
eg. = Egypt.
thig = Egypt.
thigh = Egypth.
4th = 4.
divide by 4.
th = 1.
i = e.
therefore, e^{eπ}=1.
therefore Complex number = Real number.
use equal sign.
Real number = Complex number.
divide by number.
Complex = Real.
take Contraposition.
Internet = Simple.
Add Illogic.
Illogicopedia = Simple and Illogic.
Summary[edit]
You should do more Illogicopedia
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See Also[edit]
Numbers of Sanity: 
4  Zero/0  0.0001  0.167  Zero Point Nine Reccuring/0.9999999999999  One/1/First  Two/2/Second/No two  Three/Third  π/3.1415926535897932...  Four/Fourth  Five/5/Fifth  Six  Seven  Eight/8  8.386023  Nine/9  Ten  Eleven  16...16  42  43  45  57  61  64  71.8  88  91  A hundred/100  116  118  300  333  400  419  420  555  617  666  909  1111  1337  1973  1984  1987  1992  2000  2004  2006  2007  2008  2012  2014  Over nine thousand/9001  10000  328742  104270865  13809827354  73020590879353  333333333333333  +9 trillion  +6 octillion  Googol  +43 duodecillion  Bunch of 1s  +999 Vigintillion  Babblion  Bajillion  Kajillion  Googolplex  Googolplexian  Infinity 
Numbers of Insanity: 
Infinity1  Bleen  Numbers of the Alphabet  Null  4 8 15 16 23 42  99 Red Balloons  Flargleflex  Igh  The number q  Zilch/Zrilch/Zkilcch  Googleplex  ω  υ  BANANA  18 19 20 