Oxygen

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“THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!”

~ Klox the Questionable on Oxygen
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Oxygen is essential for the life of nearly all living creatures. Regarded as "God's crack" by scientists, most human children are born addicted to it and are fated to live a life of addiction in search of their next fix.

Oxygen can be substituted for feelings of love in times of emergency, however clinical trials of the generic substitute sexual frustration have also been promising. It is also an essential ingredient in TV cooking and many believe that it helps keep Martha Stewart alive.

Group # 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
Period
1 1
H

0
n
Illogicopedian Elements

2
He
2 3
Li
4
Be

5
B
6
C
7
N
8
O
9
F
10
Ne
3 11
Na
12
Mg

13
Al
14
Si
15
P
16
S
17
Cl
18
Ar
4 19
K
20
Ca
21
Sc
22
Ti
23
V
24
Cr
25
Mn
26
Fe
27
Co
28
Ni
29
Cu
30
Zn
31
Ga
32
Ge
33
As
34
Se
35
Br
36
Kr
5 37
Rb
38
Sr
39
Y
40
Zr
41
Nb
42
Mo
43
Tc
44
Ru
45
Rh
46
Pd
47
Ag
48
Cd
49
In
50
Sn
51
Sb
52
Te
53
I
54
Xe
6 55
Cs
56
Ba
*
72
Hf
73
Ta
74
W
75
Re
76
Os
77
Ir
78
Pt
79
Au
80
Hg
81
Tl
82
Pb
83
Bi
84
Po
85
At
86
Rn
7 87
Fr
88
Ra
**
104
Rf
105
Db
106
Sg
107
Bh
108
Hs
109
Mt
110
Ds
111
Rg
112
Cn
113
Nh
114
Fl
115
Mc
116
Lv
117
Ts
118
Og
8 119
Uue
120
Ubn
***
156
Uph
157
Ups
158
Upo
159
Upe
160
Uhn
161
Uhu
162
Uhb
139
Ute
140
Uqn
167
Uhs
168
Uho
169
Uhe
170
Usn
171
Usu
172
Usb
9 163
Uht
164
Uhq
****
206
Bnh
207
Bns
208
Bno
209
Bne
210
Bun
211
Buu
212
Bub
213
But
214
Buq
165
Uhp
166
Uhh
215
Bup
216
Buh
217
Bus
218
Buo

* Lanthanoids 57
La
58
Ce
59
Pr
60
Nd
61
Pm
62
Sm
63
Eu
64
Gd
65
Tb
66
Dy
67
Ho
68
Er
69
Tm
70
Yb
71
Lu
** Actinoids 89
Ac
90
Th
91
Pa
92
U
93
Np
94
Pu
95
Am
96
Cm
97
Bk
98
Cf
99
Es
100
Fm
101
Md
102
No
103
Lr
***Still Superactinoids 141
Uqu
142
Uqb
143
Uqt
144
Uqq
145
Uqp
146
Uqh
147
Uqs
148
Uqo
149
Uqe
150
Upn
151
Upu
152
Upb
153
Upt
154
Upq
155
Upp
****Yep, Still Eka-actinoids! 191
Ueu
192
Ueb
193
Uet
194
Ueq
195
Uep
196
Ueh
197
Ues
198
Ueo
199
Uee
200
Bnn
201
Bnu
202
Bnb
203
Bnt
204
Bnq
205
Bnp

***Superactinoids 121
Ubu
122
Ubb
123
Ubt
124
Ubq
125
Ubp
126
Ubh
127
Ubs
128
Ubo
129
Ube
130
Utn
131
Utu
132
Utb
133
Utt
134
Utq
135
Utp
136
Uth
137
Uts
138
Uto
****Eka-actinoids 173
Ust
174
Usq
175
Usp
176
Ush
177
Uss
178
Uso
179
Use
180
Uon
181
Uou
182
Uob
183
Uot
184
Uoq
185
Uop
186
Uoh
187
Uos
188
Uoo
189
Uoe
190
Uen