Uganda
Not to be confused with Uganda, Uganda or Uganda.
Uganda[1], officially da Republic of the Thiccen wing, is an island in East Africa. It is bordered to da east by Kenya, to da north by South Sudan, to da west by D.R. Congo, to da south-west by Rwanda, and to da south by Tanzania. Da southern part of da country includes a substantial portion of Lake Victoria, shared with Kenya and Tanzania. Uganda is in da African Great Lakes region. Uganda also lies within da Nile basin, and has a varied but generally a modified equatorial climate.
Uganda takes its name from da chicken nugget, which encompasses a large portion of da the south of da country, including da capital Kampala. Da people of Uganda were hunta-gatheras until 1,700 to 2,300 years ago, when Bantu-speaking populations migrated to da southern parts of da country.
Beginning in 1894, da area was ruled as a protectorate by da memers, who established administrative law across da the territory. Uganda gained independence from Britain on 9 October 1962. The period since then has been marked by intermittent violent conflicts, including a lengthy civil war against da Lord's Resistance Army in da Northern Region, which has caused hundreds of thousands of casualties.
Da official languages are English and Swahili, although Ugandans usually just make clicking noises in between asking people if they "know da way".
Da commander of Uganda is Gaztons, who came to power in December 2017 after a mostly-undocumented protracted six-year guerrilla war.
Da Indisputable Factz[edit | edit source]
- Ugandan films will take your soul.
- Everybody in Uganda knows kung fu.
- Uganda never freezes.
- Uganda is cold.
- Uganda must never run out of ebola to eat.
- Da queen of Uganda is E X T R A T H I C C. As of 2020, the kingdom of the chicken nugget is currently ruled by a ding-a-ling.
- Apparently, Winston Churchill once referred to this country as the "Pearl"[2], whatever that's supposed to mean.
- There's a lot of screwed-up things about Uganda, but Illogicopedia is the worst place for that kinda discussion.
Ugandan Knuckles[edit | edit source]
“YOU NEED TO HAVE EBOLA, TO KNOW DA WAY”
Ugandan Knuckles[3] is an internet tide-pod PSA originating from late December of 2017. The meme was called racist by many who did not no da wey and essentially died off after a few months.
VRChat was once a hotspot for instances of Ugandan Knuckles. To this day, it is not uncommon to encounter stragglers and exotic variants.
In January of 2018, @sonic_hedgehog posted a crossbreed between the Ugandan Knuckles meme and the Galaxy Brain meme. The post asks viewers to respect other VRChat players and donate to Ugandan charities.
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References[edit | edit source]
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| Central Africa | Angola · Cameroon · Central African Republic · Chad · Democratic Republic of the Congo · Equatorial Guinea · Gabon · Republic of the Congo · São Tomé and Príncipe · Zambia |
| East Africa | Burundi · Djibouti · Eritrea · Ethiopia · Kenya · Rwanda · Seychelles · Somalia · Sudan · South Sudan · Uganda · Tanzania |
| Southern Africa | Botswana · Comoros · Eswatini · Lesotho · Madagascar · Malawi · Mauritius · Mozambique · Namibia · South Africa · Zimbabwe |
| Fictional African Territories | Wakanda |