User talk:Puertolombian

Your attention please, while this announcement is going through place, you have been inducted into a secret society. This secret society is called Illogicopedia. It is home to humans, minks and a variety of other races. We don't like vandals, nor sandals. We do however like refugees from Uncyclopedia. Talk about it somewhere. Help is over here: -> here. Enjoy the site, that's the thing. But look at our policy first. Cheese it now. Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star, which is cool indeed. You could even get a cool IOTM award! In the end that's it. Enjoy it! Illogicopedia is here. Also, save your breath for reading The Longest Article.

I take it you're from Puertolombia... is that another way of saying Brazil? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:51, 11 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Nope. Puerto Rica and Colombia. Puertolombian (talk) 11:49, 19 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

It's Puerto Rico. But only I could be so pedantic when welcoming a new user. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:01, 19 Yoon 2017 (UTC) Asked of a new user: 2016: Are you from 4chan? 2017: Are you from Brazil?

Pointers on how to make a good page

• Don't advertise dodgy medications.

I could go on with things you shouldn't do, but I don't want an actual vandal to find this and get ideas.

1. Read some featured articles to get an idea of the content we won't delete.
2. Write original illogics.

CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 23:25, 19 Yoon 2017 (UTC)