10 Reasons Why Germany is better than America and England

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1. Zero World Cups, ja!? what the hell is ja? England = 1, America = 12
2. Fugly Frankfurters, Hamburgers and Black Forest Gateau
3. George Bush or Hitler
4. Stupid Krautrock
5. Worst wartime regalia, by far
6. Germany = Fatherland. England = Motherland. Ha, the Fatherland would easily be beaten by the Motherland in a fight.
7. A considerably smaller army; German Empire fails at school!
8. Oktoberfest! (Stupid German spelt that wrong)
9. Ugly Moustaches and mullets
10. The stupidity of Einstein. Stop the car, I'm getting out.
11. We can't count, ja bitte!