Have you ever seen a burger? They are greasy and hated by all chaps.
CHAPS I SAY.
Ingredients[edit | edit source]
Chaps, Lots of butter, Some kind of armpit grease, I like pie!, Other miscellany, Meat I SAY MEATTTT!!!, and of course QUACK QUACK QUACK!!.
Why thank you, sir? YOU HAVE JUST TOLD ME THE RECIPE OF DESTERUCTION!!!
STERUCTION I SAY!
Burgers[edit | edit source]
Are they good? Some people say no, some people say yes.
And some people say Yea.....no. Which means we have to kill them. With fish, fish and only smish...no wait I meant fish.
FISH I SAY!!!
Or was that Smish? The owls say it must be, so we shoot you.....I eat children for breakfast.
How to Make It[edit | edit source]
1.Take two round bread,
2.Drink a bo'oh o' wa'er,
3.Topped with some pasta mixed with concrete, 4.Done!
Greaseynessnessness[edit | edit source]
If a burger is not greasy enough, grease it.
If it is too greasy, grease it.
If it has no grease, YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEYEEEE!
YeeZeeAAAA! CHIKEZIE EZIE HAS EATEN ME!!
A LA BA?
Oh but the grease is too greasy, and I met a cow for meat, though the fact that p will eat you, banana!
P I SAY!