Alcoholic monkeys
Alcoholic monkeys, aka Mr. Doom, are monkeys made of alcohol. They like pink rubber duckies. Below is a list of several notable alcoholic monkeys.
- Bigfoot
Often mistaken for a gigantic dragon, Bigfoot is actually an alcoholic monkey disguised as a gigantic dragon.
Jimbo Wales, founder of the fortress Castle Stormhaven, is well known for destroying the U.S with his worldwide conspiracy known as The Dlokenheimvrok.
- The number 7
7+7=14 alcoholic monkeys. One alcoholic monkey equals twelve insane donkeys. Twelve insane donkeys equal four buckets of water .
The Grimoires of Scarecrows[edit | edit source]
Seventy-nine sleeping kids were sitting on a wall.
Down came an alcoholic monkey and crash-landed into the town hall.
The alcoholic monkey made the wall fall on the town hall.
Seventy-nine dead bodies were lying on some rubble.
An alcoholic monkey flew up above the town hall.
The mayor ordered everyone to kill the monkey, alcohol and all.
Seventy-nine zombies were standing on some rubble.
The alcoholic monkey exploded.
Everyone died.
Out of the dust came the alcoholic monkey.
It flew with book wings, alcohol and all.
YOU died.
Who Would Win? Horde of alcoholic monkeys VS The Matrix[edit | edit source]
A horde of alcoholic monkeys was stuck in the Matrix. The horde of monkeys bombed the Matrix. The Matrix was a philosopher. You're a philosopher. Your friend Marco is a philosopher. Darth Santa's a philosopher. The elves rebelled and took over the world. They... To be continued...
Famous incidents involving alcoholic monkeys[edit | edit source]
One day, the The Joker fought an alcoholic monkey. That same day, the Joker died. Another day, a dream killed an alcoholic monkey. The alcoholic monkey proceeded to kill the Greek god Hades, destroy the Underworld, sneak into the dream's dreams, and trap the dream in the dream of Mahatma Gandhi, causing Gandhi to have nightmares of angry dreams for the rest of his life. Another day, a witch threatened to kill an alcoholic monkey. Because of the sheer impossibility of killing an alcoholic monkey, the witch died. Another day,
Another day, an alcoholic monkey destroyed the rest of this article! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! To be continued in The Alcoholic Monkeys: Part II...