The Matrix

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So, Mr. Anderson.

Mr. Anderson.

Mr. Anderson.

What if I told you that there is no spoon?


So there's this guy, right? His name is Neo and he's a 1337 H4XX0R and stuff and so he gets like a bazillion dreams and then wakes up in a bath of goo with a really bad case of purple nurples. Anyway so he wakes up with Morpheus, who's like Morgan Freeman but different or something and then they have to, uh, well, I mean the plot ends there, the rest of the movie is just random stuff.

Random Stuff[edit]

Uh, some guy dies from a laser, a bunch of robots say Mr. Anderson a lot, and there is no spoon.

1999: *Matrix* "This is what virtual reality will be like."