Apple
“Ooh, ee, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang!”
SHORTCUUUUUUUUUUTS! Djs… aaaaah!
EYES?
Run. IN FEAR!
Why? Furbies, that's why.
Wait… not Furbies. Ninjas. On fire. With flaming bears. And news reports.
Hang on, Furbies are scarier. So yah, we'll inhale you with tender furbies. Rawfle.
Ap les r yum.
Manufacturing[edit | edit source]
Apples, the seemingly natural fruit, are actually made in factories at a cost of four carbon-foot-prints per box. The main ingredients are cloud fluff, brought down from heaven by angels and carved into apple shapes by a kindly old man in Sweden. They are then shipped to Ireland for the inclusion of the other, lesser, ingredients. Namely: apple macs.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
Apple has been a subject of much controversy due to its apparently racist undertones. No one cares though, except the KKK and Israel.
World Cup[edit | edit source]
Expect everyone to throw a big fit once the country of Apple wins the World Cup in 2062.
Yes[edit | edit source]
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.