Attila the hun

Attila was crowned "King of the Pigeons" last Tuesday, while in town for wardrobe selection.

Attila the Hun was a very famous rabbit, who lived in the King of Farts pond. He became famous the day he swallowed a whole supermarket.

Early Life

Before Attila became famous, he lived in the King of Farts pond. This pond was different from any other pond, though, by the fact that it wasn't filled with water, and did not go into the ground. Quite the contrary, it went five triangulars of height up in the stratosphere, and was made of bellybuttons. Attila the Hun was born in this pond, by an ice-dragon and a banana. When Attila the Hun was -8 years old, his parents died of boredom. This brought Attila into a grief so great, that he became Van Gogh for a little while, before giving the title on to somebody else. When Attila was eleventeen he moved out of the pond, and started pretending he was a ravenous-ravenous-rhino.

The feast of the Supermarket

Attila ate a supermarket because he was hungry. He pooped it out whole later that year.