Brusifer

Brusifer "The Noisy" is a mysterious sort, widely believed to be a close relative to Lucifer "The Light-bringer", though the two have never been clearly spotted and identified at the same time, leading to questions about whether they are actually the same or different individuals.

Most well-known for calling all sorts of people up in what are presumed to be prank calls, Brusifer is reportedly said to be greatly feared by Bcbkye – and the only being ever feared by Bcbkye.

Typical prank call

Quotes are scarce, as most which is said during these calls is drowned out by static. Nevertheless, a general outline of a typical call is provided below.

— (Hum, crackle, hiss...)

— "Hello?"

— (Noise intensifies.)

— "Anybody there?"

— "Thi–(screech)-s Brusifer...(burst of static)...the noisy..."

— "..."

— (Loud static.)

— (Hangs up.)

   The Host of Satans   

Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names. If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Satan.
Original Satan: The one who fell first.	The Scourge of Europe: EuroSatan
Satan Claus: Ensnaring dyslexics looking for Santa.	Satan's apprentice: Prince of Darkness
Satan Bunny: Beware his cuddliness.	The scariest Satan: Antichrist
Crankypants Satan: Invented toddlers and Disco.	The most incomprehensible Satan: Anti-Christ
Space Satan: aka Bat Fuck Satan.	Satan's socialist alter ego: The Devil
Lucifer: aka The Bright One.	The Noisy: Brusifer
Hellmo: Satan of Sesame Street.	Satan in command of enemy forces in War on Terra: Bambi
Satin: The unwary think his name a typo.	Satan's younger brother: Stan
Dick Cheney: Republican Satan.	Satan of gaming: Sega
GLaDOS: Futuristic Satan of Portal.	Music that summons Satans of all kinds: Black metal