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Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names. If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Satan. | |
Original Satan: The one who fell first. | The Scourge of Europe: EuroSatan |
Satan Claus: Ensnaring dyslexics looking for Santa. | Satan's apprentice: Prince of Darkness |
Satan Bunny: Beware his cuddliness. | The scariest Satan: Antichrist |
Crankypants Satan: Invented toddlers and Disco. | The most incomprehensible Satan: Anti-Christ |
Space Satan: aka Bat Fuck Satan. | Satan's socialist alter ego: The Devil |
Lucifer: aka The Bright One. | The Noisy: Brusifer |
Hellmo: Satan of Sesame Street. | Satan in command of enemy forces in War on Terra: Bambi |
Satin: The unwary think his name a typo. | Satan's younger brother: Stan |
Dick Cheney: Republican Satan. | Satan of gaming: Sega |
GLaDOS: Futuristic Satan of Portal. | Music that summons Satans of all kinds: Black metal |