Bumblebee
“They aren't OK.”
Bumblebees were OK at one time. But then they changed and became officially classified as "not OK", reflected by public opinion. But you probably already knew that, mainly because it was in the quote.
Bzzzzz... ouch! That bumblebee shot me in the head...[edit | edit source]
Bumblebees mostly jump around with guns shooting people in the head and generally being a nuisance.
“Bumblebees are 'G.R.8'. If you think not, you sir are a bad egg.”
Bumblebee mind control[edit | edit source]
Bumblebees can muck up your mind by locking theirselves into your head. If this happens call in Jesus Christ and he will save ya!
If not report him.
The problem with bumblebees is that people now eat them. Do not even try this as you will fly like a bee too, and maybe crash into summert yeah?
LIKE THE TWIN TOWERZ!
Yes, you would like that wouldn't you, hippy?
“No, because the twin towers do not exist.”
Bzzz...[edit | edit source]
Yes it buzzes. Did you know? Well you do now, don't you? If you forgot then you will probably die from short term dying. Oh look, there's a dog sitting on my lap!
YARRRGH!![edit | edit source]
All bumblebees are pirates. Trust no one.
Frunobulax[edit | edit source]
She eats bumble bees. We suspect she was stung on her uncharacteristically skinny snooty snoot by one, and ever since, has been on a quest of vengeance against the insect world. Particularly bumble bees.
For a time she was engaged in a form of terrorism known locally as a grudge poopies. Oh, sure, it sounds cutesy, but it's not. It's disgusting, and in the case of Frunobulax, massive. She's done it in plain view, careful to make sure I'm watching. It makes a statement.
Do squids go to Hogwarts when they die?