“A large metal adze inspired me to start stinging”
Sting's favourite hobby is Sinnet Elbat, a very expensive hobby that requires the use of african/polynesian-bred orphans. He also indulges in a bit of Olop Retaw, Ssehc, Erif Yb Detacoffus Gnieb Yb Desuora Yllauxes Gnimoceb and Sgod Ffo Gnikcus, all sports which you will undoubtedly have heard of.
- Sting's poison is so deadly it can kill a scorpion and even himself.
- He lost faith in the people on TV 23 years before everybody else did.