Michigan
“Michigan. You can tourism here.”
Michigan is the only state that's shaped like a hand. There is a lot of interdisciplinary work to be done by palm readers and geologists on it.
Education[edit | edit source]
In Michigan public schools, they teach students about the place in France where the naked ladies dance. Also, they have banned the use of the first four bars of Ke$ha's "Take It Off" in children's songs. That is pretty logical.
The most important thing you have to remember about Michigan[edit | edit source]
The entire state is localized under towels. But it's NOT like a turtle. Turtles are representative of introversion.
Contrary to popular contrarianism, alternative splicing is not a factor.
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Most food in Michigan is spicy.
Electoral Practices[edit | edit source]
Michigan's electoral practices create the most badass stickers imaginable. It's badass.
See also[edit | edit source]
- Cory In The House (Anime Series)
- Canada (It's to the north.)
Don't bother with[edit | edit source]
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