Michigan

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Michigan is the only state that's shaped like a hand. There is a lot of interdisciplinary work to be done by palm readers and geologists on it.

Education[edit]

In Michigan public schools, they teach students about the place in France where the naked ladies dance. Also, they have banned the use of the first four bars of Ke$ha's "Take It Off" in children's songs. That is pretty logical.

The most important thing you have to remember about Michigan[edit]

The entire state is localized under towels. But it's NOT like a turtle. Turtles are representative of introversion.

Contrary to popular contrarianism, alternative splicing is not a factor.

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Most food in Michigan is spicy.

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