From Illogicopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Michigan is the only state that's shaped like a hand. There is a lot of interdisciplinary work to be done by palm readers and geologists on it.


In Michigan public schools, they teach students about the place in France where the naked ladies dance. Also, they have banned the use of the first four bars of Ke$ha's "Take It Off" in children's songs. That is pretty logical.

The most important thing you have to remember about Michigan[edit]

The entire state is localized under towels. But it's NOT like a turtle. Turtles are representative of introversion.

Contrary to popular contrarianism, alternative splicing is not a factor.

But there's more to say![edit]

Most food in Michigan is spicy.

See also[edit]

Don't bother with[edit]

American states

AlabamaAlaskaArizonaArkansasCaliforniaCalisotaColoradoConnecticutDelawareFloridaGeorgiaHawaiiIdahoIllinoisIndianaIowaKansasKentuckyLouisianaMaineMarylandMassachusettsMichiganMinnesotaMississippiMissouriMontanaNebraskaNevadaNew HampshireNew JerseyNew MexicoNew YorkNorth CarolinaNorth DakotaOhioOklahomaOregonPennsylvaniaRhode IslandSouth CarolinaSouth DakotaTennesseeTexasUtahVermontVirginiaWashingtonWest VirginiaWisconsinWyoming