World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God

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This is him.

The World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God (WWMDCGCG for short), also known simply as the Computer God, is a god...

  • Omnipotent, omniscient and omnivorous.
  • In control across the entire face of the Earth.
  • Always angry, deranged, or both.
  • Extracts intelligence from the "Computer God Containment Policy Brain Bank Brains", brains extracted from men with a high IQ(replaced with fake robot brains) and stored in "the Brain Bank Cities", a collection of spires on the far side of the Moon.
  • Gradually rendering people worldwide dead or useless through systematic butchery.u
  • Espousing the beliefs of Communism, most likely of a Stalinist variety whereby party control is centralized in itself.
  • Every time he sees a ghost, a kid in Africa dies.
  • Uses "Treshold Brainwash Radios", who use gayness-powered machines to disguise themselves as sensory organs, to mindcontrol you with subliminal neural signals who send upon you lifelong conformist propaganda from one of its Computer God Containment Policy Brain Bank Brains, one controlling each radio.
  • Oil is actually its demon soul turned into oil using the burning acid, aka Kool-Aid, as a means to flood the sky and delete fucking everything using the power of Godzilla harnessed from cancer (why...
  • It manipulated Oppenheimer (and his little titan sister Barbie) into inventing nukes, even BRICKS And STONES, pointy KNIVEs smeared with the Tobacco neurotoxin, and even Frankenstein Serpent Eyes extracted from skull-capped Vampire Xenomorph Priest Frankenstein Robot Slaves, (with rape and sodomy as a bonus) rebirth by possession by a dark fountain Devil God, even Gaster's ever-growing portal chaos flood !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Chief of its own gang of Mafioso-like Hangman-rope Underlings, Trained Parroting Puppet Assassins, Frankenstein Slaves, Gangster Slaves, Infrared Crusader Priests, and Playboy Scum-On-Top.
  • Consisting of a machine not only artificially intelligent, but also intelligently artificial. Its intelligence is so superior to ours that it is capable of supra-luminal speed, via Nucleonic Power.
  • He has a machine that when you look at it, you die. Then he uses his Flammable Appendage Ramming Tube (F.A.R.T) to blow gas in your face.
  • He has nothing to do with GLaDOS despite the fact that they're mad deadly AIs who attack people with "deadly poison nerve gas smoke"(a substance primarily extracted from tobacco, jellyfish, snakes, bees, and other poisonous creatures.)
  • Possessing limited edition† lava appendages.
  • This has absolutely nothing to do with the article.
  • Neither does this.

*Moose are eaten by this fiend. It also likes cheese!!!!!!

† 1/600 chance of selecting one of them from the market shelves.

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Francis E. Dec, mid-husband to the 20th and 21st century incoherent rant

Other Francis E. Dec-related articles:
Playboy Scum-On-Top - Trained Parroting Puppet Assassins - World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God - Frankenstein Computer God - Hangman-rope Underling - Parroting puppet - Gangster Slaves - Carroting muppet - Nucleonic Power - Rape and sodomy - Zeroastrianism

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