Cause of Hitler

THE BOG SAYS *s..i..i..g..g..h..h..h..* I'm sure there was a brilliant point in here somewhere, uhhhh... where was that exactly?

“Mom and Steve once... ”

~ Hitler on things causing hitler

“STEVE HEIL!!! ”

~ Steve Ballmer on causing Hitler

Hitler, the world's best known cause of the Holocaust, Fascism, Obsolete Life... and delicious I Cannot Believe It's Hitler cookies! Soon on scouts in a neighborhood near you! Yes, there's no doubt he was (debatably is) a rascally little scheißepfütze, But how come something like Hitler ever existed?

Parents

The story starts when the Hitlers wanted to raise a family. Hitlers where to cause death from an early stage, causing Hitler babies to usually die. But once came the promising day a Hitler refused to die, and was named Adolf, a very lucky Hitler. Unpleasantly enough Parents also caused another living Hitler sibling, but turned out to be a girl whom became obsolete to Hitler in his mothers eyes which spoiled Hitler to Hiltonesque levels (Without the huge melons levels). Thus parents caused the existance of hitleresque substance!

Childhood

Like usual people turned bad the father caused further development of Hitler through the instrument of beating and alcohol. Trying to get the formula right he experimented using different hitlerizing techniques, which included explaining how cows get turned into bratwurst in Grotesque Detail, while listening to cannibal corpse explaining how life humans get turned into dead people by followers of a jewish zombie whom liked huge mellons in Poetic Detail. During the years his father fine tuned his technique and thus caused Elements of Hitler

Dogs

W ith Hitler fully hitlerified, he took up to defend his Ostrich from foreign forces but ended up driving it to world war one anyway. There he presumably lost it and ended his search where a british dog saved him from dying by mustard gas. The gas was caused by the French from eating to much mustard with their cheese while discussing the hugeness of melons. While his fellow trenchtramps lungs quitted working out of protest, Hitler only got blinded for a while, but permanently disabeling him to find his ostrich back and adopted a German. Thus dogs caused more Elements of Hitler

Art

After the war Hitler liked to paint landscapes of city's and buildings. But due to advanced hitlerification, the art academy noticed that he didn't had a soul. His work was rejected thus him entering his emo period, during which a jew that did had a soul kept reminding him that mellons are huge and aduquadly prove that through art. By this time Hitler grew very tired of jew en huge mellons which causes the third element of total hitlerness.

Melons

The ultimate cause of Hitler....after all he is the Melon Fuhrer. the title is not his to claim, all heil President Fuhrer King Bradley.

Drink

Apple Juice does not cause Hitler.

obviously

Suicide

Obviously doesn't cause Hitler either.

After all getting worked up about your top secret bunkers gas bills will not make you comparable to Hitler

Footnotes

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This article is about Hitler.

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Hitler also caused this article.

See Also

• Hitler

External links

• Black Bird Song
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