“Even I had them”
Usually, parents are just people working in the robot factory where "You" were created. They might have something to do with Your mom, Your Mom or Your Mother, but this has also lot to do with froggy fruits. The Moon can decide whether it is worth of potato to elongate the blood further into the Abbasee Old (which will cause Blood Potato jump around four spiky circles).
Your parents used to have more fun before you came along.
Your parents are disappointed in you.
Your parents will never be able to retire because you are such a colossal financial drain on the family.