Cheap

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“I don't care if my socks will have a hole after 2 minutes, at least it's cheap!”

Cheap is when something is priced very low. Like my life. Or shock bubblegums. Only 5 dinars! Or like that moldy chicken and eggs from the local supermarket that stinks like a one-use bottle that has been used 500 times already. Cheap stuff is often bad and awful and you need to buy another product after a few minutes. The Chinese are the absolute masters in making awful cheap products.

A toy I had as a kid[edit | edit source]

So my mom bought me this yellow dog toy at a Chinese dollar store as a kid and my grandpa called it "Chinese Shit". I wondered why, until it literally reduced itself into atoms and now it's never to be seen again. Chinese Shit was a bad toy.

People who use these products[edit | edit source]

The people who use these products are most likely some senior citizens who want to save money or little kids that want everything right now and right here... or right there... or right over there, or right over here... you'll never know. Kids these days.

Where to find these products[edit | edit source]

You can find them in your local Walmart, or a dollar store... etc. You can also find them in the dumpster, trash can, or a dust bin, if you're British... anyway, I think they deserve that fate.

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