Cheese
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| Please note: The rats are coming for your cheese. |
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| And so is satan. |
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| …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ |
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- For anti-cheesists, see Why Cheese isnt funneh
- For cleverly-disguised non-cheese items, see Cheesy clones
“I've never had French cheese but I'm willing to try. Anyone else out there brie-curious?”
Cheese does not follow suit. Nor does it follow a suitcase; that is not the case. You must pray to your lord and savior Mateo Christ some Grue cheesily. And beware of the cheese, for it is a most vile and evil thing! Even more evil than The Big Cheese. Unpurely, nastily evil, unlike pure evil, which is divine. (disregard that, for it is a nose) cheese in fact seeks to devour the world!
Some do not agree, though; in fact[citration needed] , some even go as far as to suggest that Cheese is the wurst!
Cheese is good for you and your knees!!![edit | edit source]
Cheese is round yellow and smelly, I like cheese filling my belly!! I like cheese because it looks like my poop.
A sinisterly cheesy mumble is heard...[edit | edit source]
Cheese knows carrots; carrots know cheese!
It is all connected. Yes, yes it is!
Far beyond the sphere of teh noes...
Hihihi...
I'M CRACKERS FOR CHEESE!!
Effects of eating cheese before you go to poo
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MAKES POTATOES BAD!
blibbity blobbity blipy blop[edit | edit source]
Also remember that cheese cannot be made out of pants.
Or bananas.
