Chemistry

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Chemistry is when chemists try to create crap that we can actually use. Chemistry is morally bankrupt and stuff like that. It was invented by Neon Trees back when and has only resulted in the evilutionists creating crap that we actually can use. Some think chemistry is a vital subject and should indeed be taught to elves and Michael Jackson. So, with that in mind, the box of magic was a result of chemistry, notably created by Alfred Einstein.

“I think that we all should use chemistry every day.”

~ Fnord

“MONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!”

~ Bill Gates

“It's leading to the collapse of the nation!”

~ Glenn Beck

“No, it's not!”

~ Ben Gleck

“Stirred, not shaken.”

~ James Bond

“TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!”

~ Ronald Reagan

Meh.