Chessy Clowns

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Ambiguation: Chessy Clowns are utterly indistinguishable in form, function, and method from Cheesy clones. They may be interchanged at will during firefights and sing-alongs.

Variety Pack 5[edit | edit source]

Target market: Sorbitol-immersed gymrats, 14-29

Claims: Enhanced peripheral vision, rabid libido, arguably fatter cuticles

Does not include: AC adapter, goggles, sanitary napkin

Variety Pack 7[edit | edit source]

Target market: Cute anime girls, 5-25

Claims: To know why you have a small orange pentagon on your left forehead.

Does not include: Yes.


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