Ambiguation: Chessy Clowns are utterly indistinguishable in form, function, and method from Cheesy clones. They may be interchanged at will during firefights and sing-alongs.
Variety Pack 5[edit | edit source]
Target market: Sorbitol-immersed gymrats, 14-29
Claims: Enhanced peripheral vision, rabid libido, arguably fatter cuticles
Does not include: AC adapter, goggles, sanitary napkin
Variety Pack 7[edit | edit source]
Claims: To know why you have a small orange pentagon on your left forehead.
Does not include: Yes.