Sad Clowns

“When you're a clown, nobody takes you seriously!”

~ Some Guy

a typical example of a Sad Clown, being sad..

Sad Clowns are a Clown species that is known for being sad, no matter what one does or says a Sad Clown will remain sad - they seem to be stuck in an eternal state of being sad and generally fail at being Clowns. This failure only serves to make Sad Clowns even more sad and thus helps ensure their survival as a species.

Appearance

Sad Clowns are one of easier Clown species to spot as they have a constantly sad expression on their face, they are always sad no matter the time or day or environment they are in: if you see a clown acting sad all the time you've pretty much found a Sad Clown: it really is that simple.

Habitat

Sad Clowns inhabit the Sad Carnival, which is similiar to the Angry Carnival - only much sadder.

Related Clown Species

Sad Clowns are related to the Angry Clowns - though the two do not get along well (in fairness Angry Clowns do not get along well with each other, let alone other Clown species).

Relationship With Humans

Sad Clowns are seen as failures by both humans and other Clowns, which serves to make them sadder and actually benefits them as a species (since Sad Clowns can't be Sad Clowns if they aren't sad.. or can they?). Sad Clowns do not actively seek out humans but they also do not shy away from them, in general though humans opt to stay away from Sad Clowns as nobody likes a Sad Clown..

Natural Predators

The Sad Clown is the favored prey of the Panda Mime, which serves as the main predator of Sad Clowns in the wild.

See Also

• Scary Clowns - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Creepy Clowns - a Clown species that is just plain creepy.
• McClowns - an aggressive Clown species famous for inhabiting burger joints
• Common Clowns - the common Clown, universally hated but hey - least it's not a Mime.
• Angry Clowns - a Clown species known for being constantly angry.
• Crazy Clowns - a Clown species that is completely insane, even for Clowns.