Corset

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Typical expirience when normaly wearing a corset is:

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It hurts like hell and one can't breathe!!! However, in special cases when it doesn't hurt like hell or when one actually can breathe, it must be resolved so one re-enjoys feeling of extreme pain and disability to breathe. This is done by tightening the corset, but also when tightness becomes unbearable the corset should be re-tightened.

First, the torture devices were invented and implemented by Victorians, and were used during the war to improve functionality of ending process. Today they are used for the same purposes and only freaks wouldn't wear them.

Corsets are evil and won't let out the one who dares to enter their kingdom!!! They might be allied with evil penguins.

Benefits[edit | edit source]

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...that wearing a corset can create a sad happiness of agony?

Initialization of extreme-porn in 129xr. Breathing can be quite annoying so it's best to remove it. It also crushes all vital parts to shift them to mode3. Best for death and makes chance to make one wanna die immediately after 14i5, which is why they are used so much in factories and can be used as a toy for similar purposes.

Improves stats: STR -16, HP -25 (-73 per lvl), DEF +1 (-100 per lvl)

Installation[edit | edit source]

Corset installation wizard can be used, which usually inserts whalebone, steel, wooden, or rusty parallel wires under the waist area skin, fixing them there and shrinking the skin between them to generate painful squish.

Another popular practice is to put external special leather corset (preferably cursed with evil magic) very tight, and expose it to the intense summer heat, so it merges with skin to produce the same effect as in first method.

Few moments after successful installation corset is permanently installed to the body and can be misused. In both ways, it quickly becomes integral part of body so it is impossible to take it of or even to loose it a bit (until death occurs), it is only possible to irreversibly tighten it even more.

Usage notes[edit | edit source]

  • It has to be put on very much. Best to do it with cheese in between.
  • It should become tight immediately after driver installation. If error occurs, one should eat cheese, put another one and write 404 in captain's log.
  • Better if it is too tight. Improper installation can cause leaking.
  • When corset is too tight, tighten it little big more so it becomes too too tight.
  • When corset is too too tight, tighten it little big more so it becomes too too too tight.
  • Use bondage in the world.

IT IS ALIVE!!![edit | edit source]

They can be think of parasites which sometimes does a little mind control... ...but, then again "my precioussssss" is also what they are... ...interior tends to develop some really nice and cute tiny little teeth eating wearer inside. But they are nice and it is respectful idea to love them. Sometimes barely hearful "chop, chop" sound appears and in the night one can see it move sometimes even doing self-tihgtening, raising level of pain to some acceptable minimum and above. And tiny teeth continue to do the "chop, chop" action to make more space for unending shrinking.

Corsets are indeed alive, which is an special reason for wearing them. If it would be possible to take them off after any period longer than short, there would be a lot of red watter comming out and making a lot of mess on the floor and above, so it best to left them on to keep the water in place.

It sometimes moves a bit more to create visible wave pattern on the waist area.

Special golden version[edit | edit source]

Includes large amounts of polymerized metal compounds with traces of plastic anger and additional regulation screws. Also with increased word and number of connections for better restricting ability using mechanic rotations. Much better performance engines automatizing hurting process with variable length silver rigid rings and half-rings at about 3pi/5. Porn upgrades to level 987.9 with every turn. Can decrease hit points even more further.

Torture is being more AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! than AAAAAAAAA!!!


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