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Deetsay is a band thingy invented by ED user Bluey Heeler. It's basically a cult. They play usually on the TB-303, and their most notable chart-topping song is consequently.xm.

Their style is mostly techno and sometimes rave and house. Doom ch doom ch doom ch doom ch.

Instruments[edit | edit source]

They use the following instruments:

List of known songs[edit | edit source]

  • consequently.xm, arguably their best song. Uses many creative sounds, such as a screechy door.
  • Stinkin' of you, a nice mix. Bingo Heeler is on the microphone, singing the good old line: "Stinkin' of you, to my heart".
  • Piparcake House, a fast little ravey song. Not bad, but it features some guy singing "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" in the background.
  • Slowly good becomes, a song that was made for the fast music competition in 1996, or 1997. I don't remember anymore.
  • Darling, a song that causes the "Darling effect", which is: when you listen to this track again and again, it becomes better and better. It also has explicit lyrics, such as: "Darling, come here, f**k me up and..." That line is never finished.
  • Marx & Engels Jungle, a song featuring various weird vocals like: "PA PO PARA POPA POPA PEEEE PO PARA PO PA PA PA PA". Also, Bandit was featured as a guest artist and he bumped his head, shoulders, knees and toes against the drums. It spans for over 5 minutes and is a very unique song. Oh yeah, Bandit became the official minor member of the band.
  • I just farted sixteen times, a song that hit the Guinness Book of World Records for being the most remixed song in the United States. #veryillogicalindeed

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