Electoral politics
Electoral politics is a form of governance where you gain power by bribing the media to convince the public to vote for you in free and democratic elections. It was invented by the Freemasons in 1717 as part of their celebration of the 200th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation. They were able to get it implemented in Europe and the United States pretty quickly, and moderately soon in Africa and Asia, but it took a long time to do so in the Middle East. It took them until May 1, 2003 on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln for that last one. The remaining countries it needs to be in are North Korea and China.
However, Blippi was being an idiot and destroyed it in 2016 by putting some expensive headphones in a microwave and forgetting to not turn it on. He is happy now, but now no one else can be. Darn you, Blippi!