Foggy Glasses

Foggy Glasses are without doubt User:THE most evil examples of eyewear possible. These glasses claim to have invented all the conventions of evilness, and present this theory:!!!!!

Evil theory!!!!!

In order to be evil, one must...!!!!!

1. Cause some form of misfortune
2. Look phallic
3. Present a theory on evilness to people who don't care, mwahahaha!
4. Ha!
5. Ahaha!
6. Finish all sentences with five exclamation marks
7. Never contradict yourself
8. Damnit
9. Fog up someone's glasses!!!!!

Evilness team of evil evil!!!!!

Foggy Glasses, after inventing evil, put together a team intended solely to be the antithesis of The Justice League. This team is comprised of the following murderous cronies and misanthropes:!!!!!

• Banana
• Banala
• Pineapples
• Jesus
• Furby
• Testostereich
• The Rest of the Evil PPLZes

Boo!!!!!

This article scared you!!!!!

Evil is Fall Out Boy!!!!!

eww, prosthetic music.!!!!!

There's something in the air

Now onto the story of Foggy Glasses, the inventors of evil!!!!! </propaganda>

Gothic clothing

Foggy Glasses was born in 50M371M3 BC to two bewildered and slightly intimidated parents. Two minutes after FG's birth his mother died, and no-one knows I did it how it happened. Foggy's parents may have been intimidated but they nonetheless had to live a normal, happy life, and have a happy happy book full of pictures of their trips to bognor regis. Therefore, Foggy Glasses is suspect #1 as to who killed his parents, as well as his current status as public enemy, pariah, dictator and "awesome cool guy who we all worship where'd he go oh he's gone run", #1 for each in all countries excluding botswana and china, as these countries have not yet contacted the rest of the world as to their state. Word has it that They don't even have microwaves yet, pgft, silly neanderthal foreigners.

After a heated debate about the movie Spiderman 3, FG decided he would wear emo clothing. The misleading title of this section of the article is due to the fact that this article's sections are sponsored by HMV, who think that Billy Talent and Green Day make Metal music.

Alchemy

This title relates to the above word "Metal" and therefore is legitimate in consuming space and the valuable time the reader could be spending on his/her pregnant wife/husband.

Rock music

From great artists such as Destiny's Child and Steps! BUY FROM HMV NOW

Nonetheless

Ideas are running thin for Foggy's latest advertising campaign. Recently, F-to-tha-G bought shares in companies, the most notable being the world, HMV, Fueled By Ramen (Fall Out Boy's label) Starbuck's (he bought it from doctor evil, mr evil being far too busy buying reindeer and laughing as he shoots them) and the most notoriously evil company of all, Aunt Bessie's, and all of her yorkshire puddings.

To be continued

This headline shows that the article is not finished yet. The ramifications of this headline are possible and may exist, as well as may happen and may eat you. There is a chicken on my wall, and it is not 10 foot high and made out of cheap plastic wire and does not mutter about the orange chicken goddess Scootaloo. The headline says that the SCPS have breached confinement! AHHHHHH!

Who came first?

Well, we answered that question last night.

What else follows the super-foggy conventions of evil?!!!!!1!!!!!

• IDK
• Ask Your Mother.