Forum:Funniest article ever...?

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I want to see your funniest articles. If I laugh, you get a polo. No, not a mint. A car! Well, it's a polo mint shaped like a car. Except I just used four polo mints, and that was for the wheels. Wanna find out what the body is made of? Me thinks this should be a competition. You all work hard and produce comedy gold, while I sit back and eat the wheels of my sweet sugary rice crispy square... oh crap. I just told you what it's made of. DG |Chatty Chaps| 20:08, 22 Yoon 2010 (UTC)

Cans of Corn for Children Who Aren't in Need --T3 20:56, 22 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
Anything here that is italicized, or so I claim. However, all my articles are shit anyway, the only person who really laughs at them is me. The only way I get features is by hacking other people's accounts and filling in votes. /sighrms talk 00:32, 23 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
Sure, but first take this Employment Prescreening Questionnaire. I really should write some new articles soon. As soon as I get inspired. That, or off my meds again. simsilikesims 01:57, 24 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
Yay for article whoring. I shall buck the trend by picking anything by Huge Bob, who I am sure is mad. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:29, 28 Yoon 2010 (UTC)