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So, I'm making a parody of the Harry Potter saga called "Hairy Peter." The first book will be called "Hairy Peter and the Writer's So Stoned," as a parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. It follows the adventures of Hairy Peter and his friends Ron Measely and Hermaphrodite Danger as they go to Halfwits School of Wizardry and Witlessness. Anyway, would you say that I should post this parody on Illogicopedia or Uncyc? ~[thehappyspaceman] 02:08, 08/19/2011

Post it here.....or Mah Uncyc! But seriously, Uncle Pete would huff your idea so hard.--Colonel Sanders 02:32, 19 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Okay, I'm currently on Chapter Four: The Journey from Platform π! ~[thehappyspaceman] 02:36, 08/19/2011
I am impressed by the waste of time involved with this project. Bravo! I will continue to remain completely ignorant of Harry Potter and company in order to more fully and bat-fuckedly savor the resultant content. Could you mention my dog Frunobulax, as a favor? She's a tremendous ?pedia fan, and also knows nothing of Harry Potter. Cheers! Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 02:53, 19 Ergust 2011 (UTC)


Here's the poster, an edited version of the original which shows how little time I have on my hands. ~[thehappyspaceman] 06:18, 08/19/2011

Hairy Peter and the Writer's So Stoned.png
Needs more rainbow poptart cat. And nudity. :P -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 14:18, 19 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
...but no giant crabs. Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 16:26, 19 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
@Hindleyak I like NYAN CAT too, but nudity? Eh, might make the book R-rated. Still, what do you suggest? ~[thehappyspaceman] 18:56, 08/19/2011
Add a nude lobster. ~ Pointy.png 19:15, 19 Ergust 2011
What's with all the old memes on it? - Another n00b 20:36, 26 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
@Another_n00b Because most of the new memes aren't that funny. (Okay, I admit Double Rainbow and the Bed Intruder Song are hilarious, but I seriously hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Which explains why so many people troll me on deviantART. Hell, I even got a Ponytard mocking me with his own account.) ~[thehappyspaceman] 20:47, 08/26/2011
Ok, I can find that as a legit reason. But why does it seem the Nyan Cat and trollfaces are very OoP? Nyan Cat should be flipped over, so it at least looks like there's an end to his body. And the trollfaces could go around the top or bottom. Also, DeviantArt is for 12 year-old girls with confidence issues and a list of strange fetishes longer than their psychiatrist bills - Another n00b 10:04, 27 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Whatever about that last part-- you have to be 13 and up to be a member. PWNAGE!!! Also, I did the NYAN CAT to cover up the unicorn that was originally there, and the trollfaces to cover the heads of the three-headed dog. ~[thehappyspaceman] 23:42, 08/27/2011
Yes, but kids do sign up and pretend to be older than they are. It would be ridiculous to state that never happens, especially with something as popular as DeviantArt. - Another n00b 11:57, 28 Ergust 2011 (UTC)


I've made parody names for all the characters... well, most of them, anyway.

  • Hairy Potter - Hairy Peter
  • Ron Weasley - Yawn Measely
  • Hermione Granger - Hermaphrodite Danger
  • Professor Albus Dumbledore - Professor Alpo Doubledork
  • Professor McGonnagal - Professor McGonads
  • Rubeus Hagrid - Rubiks Haggis
  • Hedwig (Harry's Owl) - Headcheese
  • Draco Malfoy - Drano Malpractice
  • Professor Quirrel - Professor Qwerty
  • Sorting Hat - Snorting Hat
  • Crabbe and Doyle (Malfoy's Sidekicks) - Crabs and Goyum
  • Uncle Vernon Dursley - Uncle Albert Parsley
  • Aunt Petunia Dursley - Aunt Dramatica Parsley
  • Dudley Dursley - Glockenspiel Parsley

But I need to come up with a parody name for Lord Voldemort and Nearly-Headless Nick. Also, I'm at a dilema on whether to make the parody name of Professor Quirrel be Professor Qwerty or Professor Squirrel. Could y'all help me with these things? ~[thehappyspaceman] 05:07, 08/19/2011

Somehow, somewhere, Testostereich is already laughing derisively/moistening his loins. --Silent Penguin 08:55, 19 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
And Frunobulax? What of Frunobulax? Never mind, she's got a blog. Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 16:26, 19 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
@Gruntled Frunobulax will be in the comic, as one of Haggis's pets which lives in his beard. ~[thehappyspaceman] 18:53, 08/19/2011
Still, does anybody have any parody names for Lord Voldemort or Nearly-Headless Nick? ~[thehappyspaceman] 18:54, 08/19/2011
I was always partial to Lord Headcrab, but since that was just a guy with one of them crab things on his head, I really couldn't say. ~ Pointy.png 19:16, 19 Ergust 2011
I came up with one: Almost-Headless Dick! And Lord Volkswagen! ~[thehappyspaceman] 19:33, 08/19/2011


Chapter One is out! ~[thehappyspaceman] 19:47, 08/19/2011

Also, the chapters all now have a new, snazzy header! (See {{Hairy Peter chapterheader}} for more info.) ~[thehappyspaceman] 19:51, 08/26/2011