Forum:I'm (not) leaving Illogicopedia

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Never to return! Goodbye, cruel world. I'm leaving you today. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Goodbye all you people! There's nothing you can say to make my change my mind. Goodbye! [1]

Let it be known that on this date I am leaving forever and ever and you will never ever hear from me again ever, no really!

("on this date" being the key phrase in that last sentence. Notice the date. Um yeah. Because everything I am saying here should not be interpreted in the light of the fact that it's a Friday.) --Nerd42 21:45, 1 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Coming back to Uncyclopedia? Dexter111344 21:48, 1 Arply 2011 (UTC)

LOL, no way. --Nerd42 21:49, 1 Arply 2011 (UTC)

The reason

I suppose I should give the reason why. It's because when I looked at the site today, I realized that we look just like Uncyclopedia! (looks very serious ... while standing up against the wall covering up the calendar so as to prevent you from seeing it) --Nerd42 21:55, 1 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Sorry. I interned with the Uncyclopedian Cabal for a month... I guess it did kind of affect me, after all. So you're going, eh? Well. Um. Would offerings of dead mammals help? ~ 22:13, 1 Arply 2011

Dead mammals? Like what kind? The decision may totally hinge on the answer. --Nerd42 02:09, 2 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Er... the really dead kind. I'm thinking voles. Why? ~ 15:11, 2 Arply 2011

Hey guys

I'm weaving Illogicopedia, anyone know where I can get some novelty banana scented thread?--Ben ^Blade 13:28, 2 Arply 2011 (UTC)

April Fools

LOL I thought I'd do something to go along with the "we're disguising ourselves as Uncyclopedia" theme. You should never believe anything anybody says on April 1st. If they have anything serious to announce tell them to wait till April 2nd so people know they're for real. Doesn't matter what it is, it'll keep. Anyway in all seriousness I'm probably going to be hanging out around here more if anything :) --Nerd42 15:31, 2 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Eddie Stobart died, show some respect. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:45, 2 Arply 2011 (UTC)

I got deopped on Uncyclopedia on April 1st. That was planned ahead of time, but still. ~ 16:04, 2 Arply 2011

We did a mass horn tooting in our street in memory of Mr Stobart. Now everyone else is not only deaf, but also dead. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:26, 3 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Good Man.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:02, 3 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Dead?! ~ 15:11, 3 Arply 2011

Yes, dead. Deadidy dead dead, dead dead dead. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:21, 4 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Would now be a bad time to mention

That I am leaving Illogicopedia? I mean, I'm not, but I'm curious. And maybe someone is. Should I shut up, now? ~ 17:08, 4 Arply 2011

YAY! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:16, 4 Arply 2011 (UTC)

*bursts into tears* ~ 01:50, 5 Arply 2011

Git! I want to be the lone admin, ranging the ?pedia plains with the big iron on my hip. —rms talk 05:54, 5 Arply 2011 (UTC)

*lip quivers* You... you don't mean that, do you?

OH, very well. But I warn you - it's a terrible solitary existence, that, full of danger and excitement and cheese. Sounds lovely, right? Except then the cheese goes bad, and suddenly there's rotting cheese everywhere! ~ 06:02, 5 Arply 2011

Cheese—rotting or not—is a good thing. Thank you. —rms talk 06:19, 5 Arply 2011 (UTC)

LOOK! SHE'S CRYING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:40, 5 Arply 2011 (UTC)