Forum:Thank you for suffering

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Back in the day, when I roomed with two Neanderthals, a Denisovan and a Homo Ergaster and was at university, I did audios of UnNews stories under the name Reverend Zim_ulator. I signed off with, "This has been Reverend Zim_ulator for UnNews... thank you for suffering". Scurrying in my mind during the aftermath of having come up with that, I had to answer the query of one bored soul who had to know why I said that. I couldn't say I'd just come up with it for no reason. Random humor and such accoutrements as are associated with such are frowned upon by a majority of Uncyclopedians. I have a hypothesis about that, but this is not the place.

I came up with a few things. First, I was thanking my audience for suffering through the experience of me reading an UnNews story. On another level, since existence is suffering, I was thanking them for existing. In addition, since existence is suffering, I was thanking them for being potential Bodhisattvas, so if I met them on the road, I'd have to consider killing them.

As a stimulus to the illogic economy here, I present this random information as a forum item for no good reason. (kaizum me) 18:22, 1 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Five sphincters of approval, how very British of you to say, expect your passport to be delivered personally by King Charles. I can't help but feel you've bottled up a diatribe here that could really get the salt going, this is the internet after all. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:46, 1 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Remember what happened with Hindley? History repeating itself. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:39, 1 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

same with LAB IV. 02:29, 2 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Seppy: What's very British of me? And should I remain firm in my belief that it's a compliment? Alas, there is no diatribe afoot, at least with regard to Uncyclopedia. There was a short time with a little drama, but by internet standards it didn't rate as even a kerfuffle. I allowed my self to feel disrespected by some users who unilaterally decided to change up the whole scheme of UnNews. At the same time, it seemed to me that random humor was meeting increasing resistance by some key users. About then I began hanging around here, and naturally started writing for a wiki more apropos to my "writing style".

XY: I'm not aware of the stuff that happened with Hindles.

2+2: Not aware of what Lab IV is either.

I feel that "Five sphincters of approval" ought to be made into something. Maybe I'll do it now. (kaizum me) 12:00, 2 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Come now, Britain was built on the suppression of untoward emotions. Anyway, Such Resistance Elitism is why illogicopedia exists at all. Maybe we should have resisted back, after all, humour is very subjective. Anyone who doesn't understand that is so far up their own arse they can lick their own tonsils. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 12:59, 2 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

The Man in the High Castle. 22:29, 27 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Five sphincters of approval still isn't an article? For shame, I had high hopes. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 22:42, 27 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)