Forum:The tale of the butt lobster and the moose
Sorry. The title is a security feature to keep out the riff raff who can't appreciate the walnut.
So, about the 2000 pound moose in the recording booth... you probably know I have this thing about moose. The fact that you can build time machines our of those great, honking antlers alone is noteworthy.
In a lame effort, if you can even call it an effort, to encourage others to write articles the same way I do make their articles more better, I have inserted here in this awkward sentence the name of not an award for an article I like, namely Illogicopedia:Order of the Antler. The coolest thing about it is that antlers get put onto the article.
You have no idea what that means to me. Antlers are the dreams that butt lobsters and moose are made from. So, let the Antler percolate in a side room of your mind as you edit, let the Great Unseen Hoof guide your visual processing as you make pretty lavender scented tomes or tablets. 
(kaizum me)
15:20, 27 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
- Working on it! PiddlerOfTrousers- - -And this, too! 15:30, 27 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
- Your antlerian efforts are noted. In fact, the Federal Antler Thought Police task force has a team on you and your pets. If you avoid smoking nutmeg, they won't bother you much.
(kaizum me)
03:07, 28 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
- Your antlerian efforts are noted. In fact, the Federal Antler Thought Police task force has a team on you and your pets. If you avoid smoking nutmeg, they won't bother you much.