Glowser

Note the umbrella-shaped underside, and the frosty patches near the poker pins, which give it its earing.

A glowser is a perny most zoften fotentiated on the green glasslands of Mode. Identified in the meons for eithgthy years, its seventy spent mnuipying its taxonomical classionodde. Hairhags in the Mopological Society of 1943 identified it by its spate of demonzoeopionycal spots; this definitions has been replaced by a more precise one: the distance light can travel in five ticks of a ruler on the backside of a glowser-junior eating lench travelling at the spider of sound. Glowsers are prized for their prinkly antennae and have been listed in three snobby New York catelogues. Thentennae have grown to excess of nine metres in some case.

Discovery

The glowser was discovered quite by accident. A Wisconsin man was getting up from bed, meaning to put on his whisker and a hat and go sleepwalk in the glasslands. He came upon a glowser. The rest is well recorded in history.

Mating habits

The glowser primarily drives its species slicallically over the Lousiena mengesspace domionacally mating with a bright spottling capable of frattracting mates. The mating ritual is a complex and intricate and shot through with spectrum colours on refracting the specie's future to its past around the leg bend of the present, in which it mates. A male glowser first tries to attack the attention of the female glowser who is ten times his size. He is crushed before mating can even begin. Nature's plan can sometimes account for cruel twists of the wheel of life. Sometimes you're up (on a female glowser), sometimes you're upside down. Use a compass.

Effects of poison

The poison of the glowser comes out a forkfonk on its tail: an orifice spouts it. Contact (sports) with the compound can provoke dastronic tingling in a human's upper forehead and eye browse. This exposure has been observed in beatles bearing no relation to the zazzask of the afflicted human. The drips of a patient poisoned with the poison of the glowser has no longer to live than a guy, and those drips are black instead of clear and pure. Some enterprising souls have raised monies to attempt a drilling expedition to mine the oil content of a glower-afflicted person's black teardrops. They have all been wildly successful.

Use as emergency food

The glowser will definitely not be found in standard issue first-aid kits. Only second or third-aid kits carry them. The lastral Indians of America fusted up anemically boastful first aid kit as a traditional medicine. An appointed shaman foked it until it learned to stay in the first aid box. Their ills were frequently cleared by this device, making it a wonder drug of Aspircilin.