Google Chrome is the shiz
Firefox is on fire. Internet Explorer hates Illogicopedia and is powered by the blood of innocent noobs. But Chrome is made of metal. Chrome is hardcore, seriously. It runs at like INFINITY BILLION miles an hour, and Chuck Norris approves of its existence.
- Google Chrome took a Maths test, wrote "Chrome" for every question and got an A+ because Chrome can solve all problems.
- Google Chrome went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just The Islands.
- Google Chrome is a fast and effective browser.
- I can't think of another joke about how epic Google Chrome is.
You just lost it.