Guinea Pig

2 of these jerkweeds eating blades of grass.

Anatomy of this thing. Holy shit this is horrifying."Little shit, get off my lawn"

Guinea pigs are pigs from Guinea. What'd you expect? These little jerks like grass so much they mowed my lawn 5 times. Little shit, get off my lawn!

It is illegal in Switzerland to own only 1 guinea pig, like what the FRACK give them a friend atleast!

I hope they eat grass from their little Chuck Norris and ingest grass from their Little Oslo and shove grass up their Little Paris.

They like Walter alot. Just ask Walter.

They like Chuck Norris just as much. They like Chuck Norris so much they chuck wood. Holy shit wrong line!

Apology

I sincerely apologize for calling these things jerks, or jerkweeds. They are not jerkweeds. They are the opposite of jerkweeds, geektobaccos. Holy shit i'm going to get sued.