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“I punch magicians and make keyboards happen”

~ Rolf Harris

“My keyboard's a magician”

“My magician's a keyboard”

~ Gill Bates

“My mum is a keyboard!”

“Wait, wut? All this time you told me you were a model from surrey, awww.”

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*Voldemort appears on the keyboard, as if by magic*'*Harry Potter appears as well and gives him a five finger anal death punch*'*Voldemort doubles over in pain and looses a last yell*

Whoops, I think I need to magicly disappear!

Lolwut?

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