IllogiNews: Cow runs for mayor of Delaware
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Well, today it happened. Fluffy, a cow who currently resides on the Animal Farm, has announced that it will run for Mayor of Delaware, as quoted:
This literally translates to:
“I, the great Alfred T. Fluffy, have decided that in the coming election, I will run for Mayor of the state of Delaware.”
There has been much protest against Fluffy running for Mayor. Some say it will cause shame and disgrace on their good state of Delaware. Of course, nobody really cares about that state much anyway.
The current major, Mr. Kong, currently has nothing to say on the subject.
Fluffy, however, is getting a lot of hatred, in the form of hatemail and even some death threats. Fluffy is now trying to blend in with others to avoid haters and paparazzi.
In other news, this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to cows since a murder of cows.
Sign here if you would vote for Fluffy as Mayor
[TheHappySpacemanDan the Hedgehog
]talk • stalk • block • articles 04:52, 09/25/2011
- —rms talk 21:30, 25 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- kırby, seriously, that's my name. Winner of <insert name here> of the month! 00:44, 18 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
- - Kahless (talk) (petaQ) 00:48, 18 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
- - Yak 17:14, 20 Octodest 2011 (UTC)