IllogiNews:Holy Eye Of Kaizum announces new IllogiToon strip
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BACK OFFICE, IllogiNews -- The Holy Writ of The Holy Eye Of Kaizum has been updated today to include a new addition to the venerable tome, Illogicopedia, specifically IllogiToons. A comic strip tentatively titled Batmoose Corporate Excursions (on the governments dime) is now being featured at annointed locations.  
Also relatively new, at least here, is ATBF , which was humped from Uncyclopedia. Here at ?pedia, ATBF will have a second chance for outrageous recognition. As far as can be ascertained, only one person ever read ATBF on Uncyclopedia and commented about it. The verdict? Inscrutable.
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