IllogiNews:Journalist captures first documented evidence that the Apocalypse has begun

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During a shark-slaughtering trip in South Africa, surrealist photographer Sample Juvinet of the New York Times captured a seven headed monster which may just be the first documentation of the beginning of the Apocalypse using a Hasselblad H4D-200MS camera and a surreal rendering application. This exquisite result has been picked up by many fringe-religion periodicals, and regarded by some weirdo antirealists as on par with the discovery that Jesus was married this week. May or may not be a low to mid-tier SCP in terms of danger tho, so idk...eh to this "evidence", looking back, that is, from my spot here in Ergust 2024!

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